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Yes, we are "The Official Sponsor of the Internet"™. It is an important position, and it is one we don't take lightly. If you have any complaints about how the Internet is being run, please let us know. Too slow? Too fast? Not enough search results, or maybe too many search engines? Blogs that are never updated? Too much porn? Not enough porn? Broken links. Pop-up ads. Dating sites that can't find a match for you. Whatever your complaint, we need to know. We've dedicated a full-time employee just to make sure that your complaints are handled promptly, courteously, and effectively. Her name is Helen Waite, and we encourage all complainers to go to Helen Waite*.

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* Yeah, it's an old joke, but we still love it.