Conditions of Registration

 Registration: We are registering your listing as an Official Sponsor strictly on your say-so that you are entitled to it. After all, it is well understood that everyone on the Internet conducts themselves with the utmost integrity, and that lying is frowned upon by all users. However, should it turn out that you are not entitled to such Official Sponsorship, and another Person, Organization, or Figment of the Imagination is the real entity entitled to be listed as The Official Sponsor, we will have no choice but to consider you a cad and a bounder (to use the fine Victorian phase) and remove your registration forthwith. We don't claim to grant you any Official Sponsorship rights, but merely are registering your claim so that the rest of the Universe and beyond (at least that portion with internet connection) knows what Official Sponsorship rights you claim on your own.

Commercial Enterprises: We deal only in the Public Domain, and matters eclectic, fanciful, natural, ethereal, and ephemeral. Thus, we won't register anyone as an Official Sponsor of a commercial enterprise that sells Official Sponsorships, or has a name with ™ or ® or SM symbols. On the other hand, we cheerfully accept registrations from commercial enterprises that claim to be The Official Sponsor of something in the public domain. That is to say, a drinking establishment named Blackjack's Pub may register a claim as The Official Sponsor of Western North Dakota Big Wave Surfing (as an example).

Acceptance of Registration: Submission of an Official Sponsorship does not automatically guarantee acceptance of registration. We will not register anything illegal, or anything that violates any terms of our webhosting conditions of service. We may decide not to register something just because it makes us go "Ewwww".

Duplicate Claims: We struggled with this one. Truthfully, we don't see more than one Person, Organization, or Figment of the Imagination ever claiming to be The Official Sponsor of the Spicebush Swallowtail Butterfly but you never can tell. What we can foresee is that there may be conflicting claims to be The Official Sponsor of Summer, of Winter and of FUN! After much soul searching, we had an epiphany - Some things are just too large to have just one Official Sponsor. Should you make a claim to be The Official Sponsor of the Universe, we will register your claim, however, we will also register every other similar claim. On the other hand, if you can bring yourself to narrow it down, we will be more likely to accept only one claim to be The Official Sponsor of something like of Bigfoot County Summer. Our determination as to how many registrations we will accept may be made with due deliberation, or not, and are entirely subjective.

Donations: THANK YOU!! We truly appreciate it. However, we would like to mention a couple of items. First, if you plan to donate, please make sure that The Official Sponsorship you are claiming will be accepted. If you think it might fall in the "illegal" or "Ewwww" categories, e-mail us first and make sure. All donations are non-refundable, however, we can change your Official Sponsorship claim to one that can be registered. Also any donations received will be used first to pay hosting bills. Any monies in excess of that amount may be used to renew the domain registration, or register and renew entirely different domains that may not be related to TheOfficialSponsor.com

 

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